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anarchistlovesongs:

mydisneydaze:

Strategic hand placement. ;)

This little girl is going places. 

Posted 6 minutes ago

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

Posted 7 minutes ago
realistically-unrealistic:

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

realistically-unrealistic:

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

Posted 8 minutes ago

americachavez:

has someone made a james bond movie told from the perspective of the bond girl where she has adventures that are like a million times more intriguing than that white dude in a tuxedo she boned one time

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i’m a sinner. i sin almost every day.

but those sins, i confess them to god. not strangers.

Posted 5 hours ago

lizherondales:

Well the war is over,
and there are f a l l e n soldiers.

Posted 5 hours ago
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Happy 43rd anniversary, Walt Disney World Resort!

(Photos by Disney Tourist Blog)

(Source: mickeyandcompany)

Posted 5 hours ago
vatican-cameos-sweetie:

piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’

vatican-cameos-sweetie:

piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’

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darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”